Oddity. Like our
site this is maintained by two people, (though one of them is in the
other's belly and is probably not much help). My favourite page is the
ghosthunting page, but she seems to be updating all the time so it's
always worth popping back.
Mr
Mental Patients Store is one of the great web sites. This guy sells
stuff like Greenwich Mean Time ("The meanest time in the world").
A genius!
Derek
is a guy who scans his shopping receipts and uploads them to the Net.
Another genius!
Dean
and Nigel are two guys who see people on the street, dress up like them
and have their photos taken. I've described it badly but if you check
it out you'll see what I mean.
i
wasn't at all sure about this webite when it's owner applied to join
our webring . Since then I've grown to love it. The horoscope is a work
of genius.
There's this crazy girl who went to all the trouble to
write the biggest link in the world. I simply pinched it and wrote haha
on the end, now the record's mine. there's some other good stuff there,
(I like the strange things to do part).
You
are looking at the LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB. No matter where
you click in this paragraph, it's all the same link and will get you
to the same place. However, the place you end up is a mystery, even
to me sometimes. You'll never know where you're destined to go after
clicking the LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB! I'll let you know whenever
I change it, but you'll never know where you're going until you get
there. Keeps people on their toes. And it keeps me amused. So anyway,
I'm sitting here trying to type the LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB.
Even as I type, I'm thinking of spiffy places the LONGEST LINK IN THE
WORLD-WIDE WEB can take you in the future. Maybe I'll link it to a Turtle
website. Or even a monkey website (note: I did not capitalize the "M"
in monkey, because they're so not as cool as Turtles) if I'm feeling
daring enough. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly a very big
fan of monkeys. I don't know why, I really don't think there's a reason
behind it. Oh well, at least it gives me something to talk about. "Hi,
my name is Maria and I don't like monkeys." A damn good conversation
starter if I ever heard one! Another good one is "Hi, my name is Maria
and I like to burn things"... no wait, that might just worry or confuse
the person I'm talking to. And I don't wanna do that. Because I'm nice.
Better just stick with the monkey conversation starter. Yeah, that'll
work. Anyhop, where was I? Oh yes, I was typing up the LONGEST LINK
IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB. Yessiree, this is gonna go down in the record
books. Nobody else can boast that their website contains the LONGEST
LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB... but I can! Isn't that great? Maybe next
I'll do THE TALLEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB. But that can come later,
after I bask in the glory of owning the LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE
WEB. I ought to get a trophy for this, doncha think? Maybe it can go
in the Guinness Book of Records. Wouldn't that be neat if you could
say that you've seen the WORLD FAMOUS LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE
WEB? I would sure be proud! Yay, now I have a dream to fullfill! Heehee!
And I will fullfill it. Heck, I'm on my way right now, because the LONGEST
LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB is almost done. Yes, there's not much more
that you'll need to read, I'm sure you're getting tired of reading the
LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB. But I'm making sure it's not TOO
long, because then it would be THE LONGEST AND MOST BORING LINK IN THE
WORLD-WIDE WEB. So I'll wrap it up now, and you can hurry up and click.
Remember: you can click anywhere in this paragraph and get to the same
place! That's the joy of this being the LONGEST LINK IN THE WORLD-WIDE
WEB! haha